The Trumpocalypse: 5 Times Donald Trump Proved He’s Still a Walking Disaster

1. Trump’s ‘Alternative Facts’ Tour: Rewriting History One Lie at a Time

In the past year, Donald Trump has taken his alternative facts game to a whole new level, embarking on what can only be described as a historical revisionism tour. From claiming that Ukraine started the war with Russia to suggesting he single-handedly lowered insulin prices, Trump’s relationship with the truth is, at best, estranged. 

2. The Great Federal Purge: Trump’s Quest for Absolute Power

Not content with merely bending reality, Trump has also been busy reshaping the federal government in his own image. In a move reminiscent of a reality TV show gone wrong, he unilaterally dismissed tens of thousands of federal employees, effectively turning the government into his personal fiefdom. This obsession with power has left many questioning the stability of American democracy. 

3. Betraying Allies: Trump’s Cold Shoulder to Ukraine

Trump’s foreign policy has always been a rollercoaster, but his recent treatment of Ukraine takes the cake. By falsely accusing Ukraine of initiating the war and labeling President Zelenskyy a dictator, Trump has not only alienated a key ally but also undermined the very principles of democracy. It’s almost as if he’s trying to win the Worst Ally Ever award. 

4. Climate Change? What Climate Change?

In a move that surprised absolutely no one, Trump’s administration has been accused of illegally removing climate change information from USDA websites. Because who needs scientific data when you have gut feelings and a Twitter account? This blatant disregard for the environment has left organic farmers and environmentalists fuming—literally. 

5. Free Speech? Not on Trump’s Watch

Trump’s disdain for the free press reached new heights when he expelled media outlets like The Huffington Post from his press pool. This thin-skinned reaction to criticism is more befitting a dictator than a democratically elected leader. But hey, when facts aren’t on your side, why not just silence the fact-checkers?